Temporary Vacation

Remain calm.

I shall return from a brief hiatus.

Never Wanted to Grow Up

3 kids with 2 different dads. Why did you bother?

Great job.

KFed thinks nannies shouldn't raise your kids.

Dianna Agron

Absolutely perfect.

KFed has never seen Glee but has seen It's a Mall World.

Get Away from Her

T-shirt and jeans, perfect.

Can't you leave that douche?

KFed wants some of that action.

Damn Katy

You are killing me. I am ready for you any time.

KFed wants bikini shots.

Oh God Katie

I just love you.

KFed loves you also.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra had a kid in 2009.

KFed loves Victoria's Secret models.

Uh Oh!

Who is allegedly cheating on his wife with this chunky stripper?

Click her to find out.

KFed thinks tonight is going to be a good good night.

Katy Again

Walking the red carpet for the premiere of 'This is It'.

Who cares about Michael Jackson when you have cans like that?

KFed can't stop staring.

Bar

Bar is now part of the Sports Illustrated Portfolio.

KFed can't get enough.

Dear God

Can I please have a helping of this?

Thank you.

KFed wants her to get rid of the shirt.

Katy Does Breasts Right

Crying hot, that's what Katy is.

KFed wants to sign up.

Amy Winehouse

Still a mess with or without implants.

KFed thinks she got better looking.

2 Dummies 2 Hands

I never thought they were smart to begin with. I now know Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are the two dumbest people on the planet.

I wonder how long till they are at Dr Tatoff getting these removed.

KFed says think before you ink.

Paranormal Activity

Delivers on all levels.

KFed loved it.

Ballon Mom Admits to Hoax

No shit.

KFed is sick of the coverage.

People are Sick Bastards

I usually don't feel bad for any celebrity who is chased down by paparazzi.

This is some weird fucking shit about Leonardo. The bitch who made this should be locked up.

KFed is stunned.

Shauna Sand Sale

Officially, the Greatest of All Time.

KFed thinks Shauna is a genius.

David Letterman Sex Tape

I hope this isn't true.

Allegedly a studio surveillance tape recorded David Letterman and a much-younger female staffer, according to the National Enquirer. Say what you want about the National Enquirer, Mike Walker and company are never wrong.

KFed would never watch this tape.

Sam Jones not Smallville rather Big Time

Sam Jones accused of conspiracy to sell 10,000 oxycodone pills.

Click the picture for more info.

KFed thinks oxycodone is dangerous without a doctors supervision.

Brandy 1 Dead Woman 0

Brandy has already killed a woman while driving.

TMZ discovers her using her phone without handsfree.

KFed wonders if Brandy will ever learn.

Back to Dick?

Did she finally wise up and stop with the Samantha Ronson crap?

Did she bang around with Balthazar Getty? One can only hope.

KFed thinks she needs to get away from Samantha.

Balloon Fight

This gets better and better by the minute.

KFed is against violence of any kind.

OctoMom

There is nothing appealing about this woman. Her 15 minutes are up.

She is telling people that she has a 'crush' on Jon Gosselin. They need to go away.

KFed isn't attracted to Octomom.

Kristen Stewart

This bitch should thank her lucky stars she is famous.

I don't see the draw.

KFed never saw Twilight.

Pratt Allegedly Arrested for Alleged DUI

A Pratt was busted for alleged DUI.

Not the one I wanted, but this will do.

She was having a nice time at Heidi Montag's birthday party before the alleged DUI charge.


Click the bitch to find out more info.

KFed thinks it is so cheap to simply get a cab.

Halle Berry

Didn't she just have a child?

KFed just fell over.

Paranormal Activty

On course to be the most profitable movie ever made.

414333% return on investment.

KFed thought it was good.

Balloon Boy Hoax

"You guys said that we did this for the show."
- Falcon Heene

The kid's father set this whole thing up. It is time that he pay the price.

KFed is disgusted.

Ivanka Trump

Incredible breasts.

KFed wants in.

Where is Falcon Heene?

The balloon boy is missing.

Where is Falcon Heene?

KFed never saw Wife Swap.

Meghan McCain

Sign me up! I want a look at those bad boys.

KFed is thinking he should be Republican.

Hands-free Law in California

I guess it's OK to violate the law that your husband signed into effect.

Click Maria on the phone to find out more info.

KFed uses bluetooth.

Who is Al Reynolds ?

Why does this man have a show?

KFed is scratching his head.

Quinnipac University

Don't worry I have never heard of this place either.

Quinnipac is warning it's interns about the dangers of interning at the David Letterman Show. "We will diligently oversee this internship program to ensure that our interns are out of harm's way."

KFed would like to be David Letterman.

Shauna Sand

We are moments away from the release of a sex tape.

Click Shauna for more details.

KFed can't wait.

Tara Reid Poses for Playboy

I don't think this is going to be a good idea.

KFed would rather see Marge Simpson pose nude.

Duritz Effect

Emmy Rossum is suffering the effects and it has only been a week.

KFed thinks Adam Duritz is a destroyer.

Miley Cyrus and the No Twitter Rap

This girl needs to be stopped.

The only thing worse, her 'hanger-on' 24 year old friend - Mandy Jiroux.

KFed is confused.

Jayde Nicole and the Hair Pull

Joe Francis Attacks Jayde Nicole Security Tape - Watch more Funny Videos

Joe Francis has the drink poured on him by Jayde Nicole.

Joe pulls hair.

Hilarity ensues.

KFed thinks they are all spoiled idiots.

Marge Simpson Bares it all for Playboy

Finally, Playboy does some outside of the box thinking. Slated for their November issue, this is a good idea.

Original and funny.

Probably too late to save the failing publication.

KFed never had a subscription to Playboy

Kristin Cavallari

She wears the extra pounds well. Keep drinking beer.

KFed would knock that out of the park.

Joe Francis Pulls Hair

Jayde Nicole dumps a shot on Joe Francis.

Joe Francis pulls hair.

Hilarity ensues.

KFed thinks her tattoo is the only thing more stupid.

Emmy Rossum

Somebody needs to let her know that Adam Duritz is irrelevant.

This isn't 1996.

KFed hasn't heard a Counting Crowes song.

Why?

Ridiculous.



Why does this a-hole get to see Katy's tits?

KFed doesn't get it.

Corey Feldman

He needs to stop.

KFed has no interest in seeing his web-only programming.

Holy Cow!

Someone has not missed a meal in a long time.

KFed thinks Kelly is closing in on Rosie-style.

Backstreet Boy: H1N1

His latest single, "Swine Flu".

KFed thought this was a joke.

What in the Hell?

Not sure where to start with this one.

KFed thinks drugs are bad.

Millions of Milkshakes

This guy does not need to be behind the counter.

KFed will never go into Millions of Milkshakes.

Gosselin's Spell Check

If you are going to put up a legal-looking sign, how about spelling your own name and other words in the threatening sign correctly?

KFed is confused.

David Letterman

What in the hell was the blackmailing guy thinking?

KFed is glad Dave went to the Attorney General's office.

My Girl Katy

Please God, don't do this to me.

I hope Katy isn't dating this douche, Russell Brand.

Click the picture to find out more.

KFed recommends getting out now.

Jon Gosselin

I can't wait till this a-hole has to get a real job and actually go to work.

KFed thinks fame went to Jon's head.

Justin Timberlake

Finally left Jessica Biel.

Next up, Rihanna.

KFed would love sloppy seconds.

The Hills

Lauren Conrad $125,000 an episode
Heidi Pratt $100,000 an episode
Lauren Lo Bosworth $100,000 an episode
Kristin Cavallari $90,000 an episode
Spencer Pratt $65,000

Are you kidding me?

KFed is disgusted.

Hulk Hogan's Girlfriend

Jennifer McDaniel is Hulk's girlfriend. She did a stupid thing by getting Hulk's name tattooed on her arm while at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Vegas. How dumb are you?

KFed thinks you will have to get laser treatments soon.