Lauren Conrad $125,000 an episode Heidi Pratt $100,000 an episode Lauren Lo Bosworth $100,000 an episode Kristin Cavallari $90,000 an episode Spencer Pratt $65,000
Come on now, Heidi is talented and can sing. She would never fake anything. Her husband Spencer says it was real. It must be another one of those fake stories about a celebrity. Those two would never lie about anything. They are God's children.
Really.
KFed wants Heidi to get naked and have a can of shut the fuck up.
Mrs. God does Playboy but forgot to get naked. No use in buying the magazine. She gets just-as-naked when she stages her paparazzi shots in Malibu. Spencer needs to step up and have her take it off.
I walk through life in an ignorant bliss. People say a picture is worth a thousand words, I like to do it in twenty or less.
I travel with my trusted sidekick, KFed.