Millions of Milkshakes

This guy does not need to be behind the counter.

KFed will never go into Millions of Milkshakes.

Gosselin's Spell Check

If you are going to put up a legal-looking sign, how about spelling your own name and other words in the threatening sign correctly?

KFed is confused.

Jon Gosselin

I can't wait till this a-hole has to get a real job and actually go to work.

KFed thinks fame went to Jon's head.

Jon Gosselin

BREAKING NEWS...

Jon Gosselin despises his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kate.

KFed thinks this is a no-brainer.

Jon Gosselin

Jon never ceases to amaze me. He was paid for a beach party held at Tao Beach at the Venetian Hotel in Vegas. Who is paying this guy money? Why would this be a draw? If the money stops, so does Jon.

KFed thinks he would be a much better host.

Jon Gosselin Doesn't Own a Mirror

What the fuck is he thinking?

To really kick things off, the shirt says 'BUDDHA'.

KFed is amazed this guy gets any girls.

Douche Summit

An important meeting to further the douche agenda took place recently. Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan convened in a New York location to discuss the levity of douche. The two leaders discussed the need to explore the opportunities and challenges that face both current and future generations of douche.

Godspeed gentlemen.

KFed thinks these two will lead the charge of the Apocalypse.

Jon Gosselin has Lost His Mind

Some moron claims to have sold Jon an engagement ring. He gave it to that bitch that he has known for only two months. There is no way in hell this story is true. If it is, he is the dumbest assclown on the planet.

You will get Douche of the Century if you marry this bitch. You aren't even divorced yet. Give it some time and have some strange. What in the hell are you thinking?

KFed would never commit to this broad.

Jon Gosselin is a Great Pitchman

Jon is the perfect choice for Ed Hardy. He proves that any idiot can wear that clothing line. It is the marketing genius of Christian Audigier. Fat, pasty white and balding describes most guys in America. Now you can be all of the above and still be cool in an $80 t-shirt.

KFed wouldn't clean up dog crap with an Ed Hardy shirt.

Jon Gosselin is a Huge Idiot

Looks like Jon's new girl, Hailey Glassman is an opportunist and criminal. Jon is in talks with Ed Hardy designer (and complete DOUCHE) Christian Audigier to get his new girlfriend a gig designing handbags. Hailey is no angel and comes complete with an arrest record. Real smart Jon. Way to think things through.

Click the smooth criminal for more info.

KFed loves bad girls.

Jon Gosselin can't be Alone

The ink isn't dry on the divorce yet and it already appears this idiot has a girlfriend. You just were in jail with that bitch you have been married to. The minute you get some freedom, you march right back into a relationship.

How about you enjoy being single? I hope you have 8 more with this stupid bitch. Taking Hailey Glassman to France right out of the gates will screw you in the end. Can't you see this slut is a famewhore?

KFed hates famewhores.

Jon Gosselin

Match.com-Jon Gosselin - watch more funny videos

Funny or Die operates at a genius level.

KFed loves 'the Landlord'.

This Just In...

Jon & Kate not so great.

Don't worry Jon, the nightmare is finally ending. You are no longer trapped by that over-the-top bitch. You are free to fuck about the country!

KFed loves the book title.

Jon & Kate Plus Divorce

There is a God!

These two morons will announce the marriage is over. 

Click the bitch and the dick to find out more info.

KFed wonders how time will be divided up amongst 8 children.

Jon and Kate

Months have gone by since these two morons have been photographed together. It is so great to see them spending quality family time again. They chose the front yard to have all the fun. 

Someone 'tipped' the paparazzi. Looks like a representative from the network had a small chat and told you how much cash you will make if you stay together for another season. 

Nothing says contrived like family fun in the front yard.

KFed hates what this family has become.

Jon Gosselin

The fame (I hope fleeting) is going to your head.

The minute you wear Ed Hardy your life is over. Peace out, Jon!

KFed don't understand why Ed Hardy gear isn't cool.

Jon + Kate = 9.8 Million Viewers

I want a full list of names and addresses of every cornhole who watched the show.

KFed thinks Octomom will kill herself after seeing those numbers.

Jon and Kate: Things Not Great

Sounds great. They are moments from killing.

KFed doesn't care what that bitches hair looks like.