Ed Hardy

The rumor mill is churning, Christian Audigier has allegedly purchased Neverland Ranch. Agreeing to let the public and media in once a year (during the anniversary of Michael's death).

I hope this isn't true.

Christian is also turning the Holmby Hills Estate where Michael Jackson died into the Ed Hardy offices.

This man must be stopped.

KFed thinks Ed Hardy sucks.

Christian Audigier

This man must have sold his soul to the devil. I cannot explain any other reason why such a douche would be so handsomely rewarded. His behavior and vision is embraced with millions of dollars. It remains a mystery to me.

KFed doesn't mind some Ed Hardy clothes.

Douche Summit

Mr. Chow's was the site of a major Douche Summit. La Toya Jackson met with Christian Audigier to further the douche agenda.

I can't think of a worse dinner conversation than hearing these two speak. I would rather bite tin foil. This is a train wreck of humanity.

KFed is disgusted.

Jon Gosselin is a Great Pitchman

Jon is the perfect choice for Ed Hardy. He proves that any idiot can wear that clothing line. It is the marketing genius of Christian Audigier. Fat, pasty white and balding describes most guys in America. Now you can be all of the above and still be cool in an $80 t-shirt.

KFed wouldn't clean up dog crap with an Ed Hardy shirt.

Hailey Glassman: Chicks, Drugs and Fame

Looks like Jon Gosselin has his hands full. Hailey is a on a mission. I hope her vagina is worth it. She is into the fame thing in a big way. Jon must still be in denial about her real motives. Her former lesbian lover sells her out on everything.

The money train has pulled into the station. I hope Christian Audigier gives her a gig and she burns him with some type of huge misstep. That day is coming.

KFed would never be seen in Ed Hardy.

Jon Gosselin is a Huge Idiot

Looks like Jon's new girl, Hailey Glassman is an opportunist and criminal. Jon is in talks with Ed Hardy designer (and complete DOUCHE) Christian Audigier to get his new girlfriend a gig designing handbags. Hailey is no angel and comes complete with an arrest record. Real smart Jon. Way to think things through.

Click the smooth criminal for more info.

KFed loves bad girls.

Christian Audigier Continues His Excellence

Life is not fair. Rewarding someone for being a douche is egregious. Case in point, Christian Audigier has millions of dollars by residing in Doucheville. Christian has a mastery of the art and continues to snub his nose at the world.

God, you gaveth to Christian so please taketh away.

KFed loves Ed Hardy designs.

Tool's Top 5 Douche List

I have lost time in my life that I will never get back because of these people. They continue to wage their war on society. When I close my eyes, they remain in my thoughts.

5. Christian Audigier

The man who created Ed Hardy.

4. Ryan Seacrest

The man who had to have sold his soul to the devil to get this kind of success.

3. John Mayer

The next time I hear "Your Body is a Wonderland" I am going to kill myself.

2. Criss Angel

The only thing I want him to make disappear is himself.

1. Spencer Pratt

This man's picture is next to the definition of douche in the dictionary(look it up).

The list may change but Spencer Pratt has a COMMANDING lead every time.