Thursday, July 9, 2009

Tool's Top 5 Douche List

I have lost time in my life that I will never get back because of these people. They continue to wage their war on society. When I close my eyes, they remain in my thoughts.

5. Christian Audigier
The man who created Ed Hardy.


4. Ryan Seacrest
The man who had to have sold his soul to the devil to get this kind of success.


3. John Mayer
The next time I hear "Your Body is a Wonderland" I am going to kill myself.


2. Criss Angel
The only thing I want him to make disappear is himself.


1. Spencer Pratt
This man's picture is next to the definition of douche in the dictionary(look it up).


The list may change but Spencer Pratt has a COMMANDING lead every time.


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