Links to Ignorance

Britney Spears' ex headed to court (AH)

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Artie Lange arrest for suspicion of DUI (TMZ)

(FILE UNDER: STAY UNDER .08)

Edward Furlong is still alive (E!)

(FILE UNDER: DRUGS ARE BAD)

Lauren Conrad's book makes the NYT Best Seller List two weeks in a row (People)

(FILE UNDER: THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR)

Matt Damon joins the cast of Entourage (JJ)

(FILE UNDER: LOWER YOUR STANDARDS)

There is only one hot Kardashian (HT)

(FILE UNDER: KIM WHO)

Michael Jackson's body has been found (NE)

(FILE UNDER: SO DONE WITH IT)