Vince Vaughn Quotes

Vince Vaughn has said some of the best lines in his day. I want to take a moment and honor just a few of his quotes.

“Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.”

Jeremy Grey (Wedding Crashers)

“Yeah, that’s it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. you think I’m gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.”

Beanie (Old School)

"Let me tell you something, Mike. You're money, and you know what else? You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question: who's the big winner tonight in the casino? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner."

Trent Walker (Swingers)

“Why don’t you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?[makes sputtering motorboat noise]
You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?”

Jeremy Grey (Wedding Crashers)

“Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, ‘To err is human, but to forgive, well that’s right on.’ ”

Reese Feldman (Starsky & Hutch)

“Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to be pretty okay for everyone.”

Beanie (Old School)

“I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale?”

Wes Mantooth (Anchorman)

"Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a ‘Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony’ card."

Peter La Fleur (Dodgeball)

If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.”

Reese Feldman (Starsky & Hutch)

“Last practice of the season and this asshole thinks it's the Super Bowl!”

Jamie O’Hara (Rudy)