Katie Price aka Jordan has a Plan

Katie has returned to England with a plan.

1. get a large back tattoo of hearts and crowns
2. take acting lessons

I think Katie's best bet is to avoid inking her body any more. She already has a stupid tattoo on her wrist. Slow down on the ink, Katie. As far as the acting lessons, don't bother. Better to see Katie on paper than to see her act. Just be a hot mess and shut the fuck up.

KFed doesn't mind the ink.