Katie Price is a Mom

I am fixated on Katie and I don't know why she is famous. Lost in my fascination with her tits is the fact that she is a mother.



Looks like Katie has a new dude in her life.

KFed loves amusement parks.

Katie Price

She even wears boots to pump gas.

KFed loves Katie.

Katie Has Moved On

Someone else is getting to enjoy those breasts.

KFed is going to rub one out.

Katie Price has Two More Children

Are you kidding, Katie? This is over-the-top. Look at those things. You must have really upset your future ex-husband to file for divorce. I would never let those bad boys go. It is a shame you are only famous in England.

How about you take your two friends and set up shop in Los Angeles?

KFed is stunned.

Katie Price aka Jordan has a Plan

Katie has returned to England with a plan.

1. get a large back tattoo of hearts and crowns
2. take acting lessons

I think Katie's best bet is to avoid inking her body any more. She already has a stupid tattoo on her wrist. Slow down on the ink, Katie. As far as the acting lessons, don't bother. Better to see Katie on paper than to see her act. Just be a hot mess and shut the fuck up.

KFed doesn't mind the ink.

Katie Price aka Jordan

My favorite British import has arrived in Los Angeles. Katie is always seeking attention, so she hit Robertson Boulevard immediately. I never see her with her kids. I know she has a few of them with different guys.

Welcome back to LA, Katie!

KFed wants to know who watches your kids all the time.

Katie Price aka Jordan

Big tits: check

Little dress: check

Tan skin: check

KFed would love to arrive at places via helicopter.

Katie Price aka Jordan

Does it really matter?

Why the horse? What is she doing? I don't care.

KFed wants to be the saddle.

Katie Price aka Jordan

Holy fuck, Katie!

I want to marry you.

KFed loves the tan breasts.

Katie Price aka Jordan

You are hot even with kids around you.

KFed is confused by the kid situation.

Katie Price aka Jordan

This is unbelievable.

If my wife shopped like this, I would be with her every step of the way. Awesome Katie! I would drill you three ways from Sunday.

I love you.

KFed loves the flip flops.

Katie Price aka Jordan

This moment brought to you by the Ibiza Department of Tourism.

When you have them, show them.

KFed is searching priceline.com right now for trips to Ibiza.

Katie Price in Ibiza

Katie is still on vacation.

Her latest poses strike me as messiah-type.

KFed loves the crown.

Katie Price Still in Ibiza

I don't know why she is there.

I don't care.

KFed loves nipples. 

Katie Price aka Jordan

Still on the beach in Ibiza. Still has great tits.

KFed just rubbed one out.

Katie Price aka Jordan

Katie is vacationing in Ibiza, Spain.

This picture confirms my need to see those breasts.

KFed wants to see the blonde behind Katie.