Gosselin's Spell Check

If you are going to put up a legal-looking sign, how about spelling your own name and other words in the threatening sign correctly?

KFed is confused.

Kate Gosselin Wants a Talk Show

I can only hope this is a rumor. No way should this woman get a day time talk show.

Not a chance.

KFed thinks she is looking hotter these days.

Jon Gosselin

BREAKING NEWS...

Jon Gosselin despises his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kate.

KFed thinks this is a no-brainer.

12 Out of 15 Minutes

Tick. Tick. Tick.

KFed thinks the end is near.

Kate Gosselin

I always get upset with Kate. This self-important bitch drives me nuts. Sometimes she wins me over and it isn't that hard to do. Her wonderful melons have calmed me down today.

Great job, Kate. I am sure you will return to your regularly scheduled bitchiness tomorrow.

KFed wants to be breast fed.

Kate Gosselin

What an incredible waste of breasts!

I can't wait till your fame is over. Stop exploiting those kids during the divorce. You are a bitch and I can see right through you. You are fooling nobody. Jon can't get far enough away from you.

KFed wouldn't mind banging that mother of 8.

This Just In...

Jon & Kate not so great.

Don't worry Jon, the nightmare is finally ending. You are no longer trapped by that over-the-top bitch. You are free to fuck about the country!

KFed loves the book title.

Jon & Kate Plus Divorce

There is a God!

These two morons will announce the marriage is over. 

Click the bitch and the dick to find out more info.

KFed wonders how time will be divided up amongst 8 children.

Jon and Kate

Months have gone by since these two morons have been photographed together. It is so great to see them spending quality family time again. They chose the front yard to have all the fun. 

Someone 'tipped' the paparazzi. Looks like a representative from the network had a small chat and told you how much cash you will make if you stay together for another season. 

Nothing says contrived like family fun in the front yard.

KFed hates what this family has become.

Kate Gosselin

Did Jon allegedly cheat on you during your 34th birthday?

I hope that story is true. I don't believe a lot of what I read in the tabloid press but I wish this one was true! Kate, you take yourself so seriously. You probably denied your husband sex so many times and browbeat the shit out of him. Payback is a fucking bitch. 

Let me formally introduce you...

Payback, this is Bitch. Bitch, this is Payback.

Click the bitch for more info.

KFed wants to take a trip with his mistress also.

Dr Phil Nadya and Kate

If I died and ended up in Hell (assured) this is what it would look like... 

OctoBitch and Kate the Cunt would be yelling at one another and Dr. Phil would narrate the entire time. I better start attending church and repent for my sins. I see Hell and I fear it. I don't want to end up in a pit of fire with these 3 people. 

Please forgive me Jesus.

KFed loves the laptop that is being used in the video.

Kate - Jon = Beach

Not bad for having 8 kids. I will give credit where credit is due. Kate and the kids made it to the beach in North Carolina. She was accompanied by her 'bodyguard'. Does she need one?

Kate is still a horrible human being with a false sense of worth.

KFed doesn't care about the hair. Just the tits.

Kate Gosselin Gives Jon $5 a Day

Click the bitch to find out!

KFed can do damage on the McDonald's Value Menu with $5

Jon + Kate = 9.8 Million Viewers

I want a full list of names and addresses of every cornhole who watched the show.

KFed thinks Octomom will kill herself after seeing those numbers.

Kate is Great

This pink disaster is brought to you by reality TV 'star' gone wrong.

You are not a TV star. You should go away. My eyes hurt.

KFed just noticed your tits.

Jon and Kate: Things Not Great

Sounds great. They are moments from killing.

KFed doesn't care what that bitches hair looks like.

Jon & Kate = HATE

Before and after. 

Before, I threw up. After, I threw up on before.

KFed is crying because this bitch has fame.

Kate Gosselin

Deanna Hummel is the alleged mistress.

Your husband is so disgusted with you that he allegedly banged that ugly bitch. How much of a bitch do you have to be for him to tap that? I just don't get it. You should get off your high horse. Your life is in shambles and reality cameras are there to follow every step of this. You wanted the fucking fame and now you will get more than you bargained for. Fuck you.

KFed hates you.

Kate Gosselin

Who the fuck are you? Who cares? I am glad your husband cheated.

KFed doesn't know or care