People are Sick Bastards

I usually don't feel bad for any celebrity who is chased down by paparazzi.

This is some weird fucking shit about Leonardo. The bitch who made this should be locked up.

KFed is stunned.

Cameron Diaz Loves to get Hers

According to the Sun, Cameron Diaz is juggling men. She is allegedly banging around with Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law. It is about time this dirty girl got some extra innings on the field.

KFed loves double shifting.

Leonardo DiCaprio

If an asteroid can travel millions of miles only to hit the Earth, why can't Brent Barry land on top of Leonardo DiCaprio's head. While Brent is landing he can take out Kevin Bacon also. Thank you.

KFed wants those seats. He considers it collateral damage if he is struck.