Kristen Stewart

This bitch should thank her lucky stars she is famous.

I don't see the draw.

KFed never saw Twilight.

Kristen Stewart is Funny

Kristen Stewart joked with everyone at Comic-con with this little gem, "I can't wait to get pregnant."

I don't find anything funny or appealing about this bitch. I can't take another second of the Twilight-mania that is sweeping this nation of tweens. It makes me want to kill myself. I fear the future.

KFed thinks that God is mad at the world.

Kristen Stewart

I don't know why I do this to myself? I know better than to look at any pictures of you. I do anyway. I can't help myself. It is like a car accident, I am going to look.

I am sorry.

KFed wants 80's leather pants to be brought back.

Joan Jett

I can only think of two songs that you did off the top of my head. They are making a movie about your life. I don't get it. The movie should be about 6 minutes long. Open with "I Love Rock n Roll" and close it out with "Crimson and Clover".

KFed loves the Caddy.

Kristen Steward

People that think you are hot should get a FREE eye exam at Pearle Vision Centers. If that English bastard R-Patz is banging you, consider yourself lucky. The girl who filled my drive-thru order at Wendy's today was a supermodel compared to you. I can't wait till your fame dissolves.

KFed wants you to play Joan Jett in her biopic.

10 Celebrities Busted on Tape with Drugs

Videos and pictures don't lie.

KFed wants to know where these celebrities are buying drugs.

Kristen Stewart

So this bitch gets a role in a huge franchise, Twilight. I have never seen a second of this crap. It is about vampires and that is all I know about it. I watched this cunt accept a 2009 MTV Movie Award - some golden popcorn thingy. This bitch throws it on the ground and is smug during her acceptance speech.

Please God, take away the fame and fortune from this royal cunt. 

KFed would love himself some popcorn.