Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra had a kid in 2009.

KFed loves Victoria's Secret models.

OMFG

Does it really matter what I say here?

Didn't think so.

KFed loves Hurley swimwear.

Alessandra Ambrosio

I saw her at a 4th of July party in Malibu once.

I had to punch myself in the face to make sure I wasn't dead. I realized I wasn't in heaven upon impact. I didn't speak.

KFed said my final destination is hell.