Get Away from Her

T-shirt and jeans, perfect.

Can't you leave that douche?

KFed wants some of that action.

Megan Fox is Ridiculous

It is amazing that she can look this good without trying.

KFed would crush that in a heartbeat.

Megan Fox

Look how they are squeezed in there. They need to be FREED!

I want to free your breasts.

KFed is seduced by Megan's eyes.

Megan Fox

YES! That's awsome.

KFed thinks it looks like a coin slot.

Megan Fox

"I'm what they call currently single I guess."

TODAY IS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!

KFed lit off fireworks.

Megan Fox

This has to be a joke.

KFed can't get beyond the nipples.

Megan Fox

You are incredible from every possible angle and in every possible situation. 

The things I would do to you.

KFed wants to be the piece of gum in your mouth.

Brian Austin Green

Douchebaggery transcends.

Brian Austin Green is going to sign on to One Tree Hill. That means he will be working. Hopefully he spends most of his time in North Carolina. This will leave his girl Megan Fox in LA with all the sharks. More proof God exists.

I am jealous of B.A.G. He gets to slam Megan Fox. Still a fucking douche.

KFed wants a role on One Tree Hill.

Megan Fox

Holy shit. Everything but the fucking tattoo of Marilyn Monroe.

KFed wishes I would shut my apple hole about the tattoo.

Megan Fox

Why did you put a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on your arm?

I don't get why you would idolize a fat pinup (size 14) who overdosed on pills. Change that shit to a tat of Elvis.

KFed wants a tattoo of Megan Fox on his arm.

Megan Fox

Shooting the cover for Entertainment Weekly.

Looks like she floated in on a cloud.

KFed just crashed into a wall.

Megan Fox

Even with a finger up her nose and vomit coming out of her mouth...

Megan Fox is the hottest thing on the planet.

KFed is shaking his head yes.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox

Enough to kill yourself.

KFed realizes she is out of his league.

Megan Fox

Does it really matter? Didn't think so.

KFed has a ring ready to put on her finger