Don't let this stupid ass bitch watch your kids.
KFed is not letting his kids out of his sight.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Kate - Jon = Beach
Not bad for having 8 kids. I will give credit where credit is due. Kate and the kids made it to the beach in North Carolina. She was accompanied by her 'bodyguard'. Does she need one?
Kate is still a horrible human being with a false sense of worth.
KFed doesn't care about the hair. Just the tits.
Ashley Tisdale
I don't feel bad for rubbing one out. You are 23.
Just because you play a HS kid doesn't mean you are.
KFed loves your new nose.
Lori Petty
She gets a DUI and hits someone on a skateboard with her car.
Lori was my favorite in Point Break!
KFed says never skate at night.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
OctoBitch
Riding on the wave that Jon & Kate started, OctoBitch announced that she has agreed with a production company for a reality show. The world is going to end and this bitch will have a show. I hate that my tax dollars are helping her. I hate that she will get money out of this. I want all the government assistance money PAID THE FUCK BACK!
Fuck you OctoBitch. Fuck you and the fertility clinic that helped you. Give those kids to people who want them. Not to you who wants to exploit them.
KFed detests you.
Susan Boyle
You got famous. Changed your image. Then let fame go to your head.
YOU LOST THE TALENT SHOW! BE GONE NOW!
KFed is still thinks you are a man.
Friday, May 29, 2009
Shauna Sand in Miami
I would bang the daylights out of you Shauna. Every angle and in every single way possible. It would be an exploration of a real Barbie doll. I don't care how old you are.
I love you.
KFed loves cammo prints outlined with hot pink.
Beth Ditto
This gigantic bitch is a performer of sorts.
Thank you God for making this one lesbian.
KFed thinks her shirt says it all... STOP!
Danielle Staub: Real Housewives of New Jersey
This story involving stripping, cocaine and lies is getting interesting. This woman wasn't happy with the life she lead before. She wanted attention and now she has it. Best of luck, dumb bitch.
Click the stupid attention whore bitch for more information.
KFed loves a girl who likes to party.
President Obama in Los Angeles
Brenda Lee is a journalist for the Georgia Informer out of Macon. The President is bigger than any celebrity in Hollywood. When he comes to town, it becomes HIS town.
Click the stupid bitch to find out why.
How about you stick to covering the event rather than being the event, Brenda?
KFed would never disrespect the President.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Alessandra Ambrosio
I saw her at a 4th of July party in Malibu once.
I had to punch myself in the face to make sure I wasn't dead. I realized I wasn't in heaven upon impact. I didn't speak.
KFed said my final destination is hell.
Megan Fox
Why did you put a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on your arm?
I don't get why you would idolize a fat pinup (size 14) who overdosed on pills. Change that shit to a tat of Elvis.
KFed wants a tattoo of Megan Fox on his arm.
Tom Sizemore
If it weren't for bad luck, Tom Sizemore would have none.
Click the dick to find out more.
KFed says don't do meth.
James Goldstein
I had to ask who this guy is myself. Turns out he is pretty interesting. He is an eccentric multi-millionaire or billionaire depending on the source who attends over 100 NBA games a year. He has been labeled by NBA Commissioner David Stern as a "Superfan".
Click the dick to find out more.
KFed loves courtside seats.
Jamie Kennedy's 39th Birthday Party
Kevin Federline with girlfriend Victoria Prince at Lavo in Las Vegas for Jamie Kennedy's 39th birthday party. Jamie Kennedy is the luckiest man on Earth because he had Kevin Federline show up to his birthday party!
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt count anymore?
KFed wonders why Victoria Prince is grabbing the belly in the picture.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Fame gets to Susan Boyle
This disgusting man-bitch that can sing has become famous in her mind. Now she thinks she can do no wrong. WRONG!
Click the bitch to find out why.
KFed wonders if this is a man.
Real Housewives of New Jersey
Did this bitch Danielle Staub have a secret past as Beverly Merrill?
Click the bitch for details.
If this show didn't have my attention, it does now.
KFed loves stripping, coke inhaling and lying whores.
Chris Brown
Chris Brown is dropping a new single soon.
How in the fuck is this possible?
KFed wants revenge.
Kim Kardashian
Looks like Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum don't want to be successful. Kim Kardashian will ruin your life if she is seen with you. She is the Black Plague with a gigantic ass. That huge ass houses all her dark arts.
Look closely at the faces of Michelle and Emmy. They know not the danger that lies ahead.
KFed is down with big asses.
In case you forgot
Laura Bush (Laura Welch) 17, failed to stop at a stop sign at 8pm in Midland TX (1963). This resulted in the death of 17 year old Michael Douglas who was DOA upon arrival to the hospital.
KFed knows accidents happen.
Kate Gosselin Gives Jon $5 a Day
Click the bitch to find out!
KFed can do damage on the McDonald's Value Menu with $5
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Megan Fox
Shooting the cover for Entertainment Weekly.
Looks like she floated in on a cloud.
KFed just crashed into a wall.
Katy Perry
Just to be clear...
Katy Perry music: SUCKS
Katy Perry melons: GREAT
KFed wants to be that black thing you are wearing.
Jon + Kate = 9.8 Million Viewers
I want a full list of names and addresses of every cornhole who watched the show.
KFed thinks Octomom will kill herself after seeing those numbers.
Shauna Sand
You are so over-the-top that I will give you a pass.
I am interested in everything you do. I have no idea why you are famous at all. I don't care.
I love you.
KFed can't believe you are that old.
Bethenny Frankel
We got the memo: you like attention.
Clinging on to your youth is not so attractive. This stunt needs to be retired.
KFed wants one of your margaritas so he can get loaded and nail you.
Avril Lavigne
I was checking her out without knowing it was Avril Lavigne.
I expect 50 lashes by this afternoon. GUILTY.
KFed enjoys the one on the left.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Rock Music's Little Guys
This little fuck, Prince is 5'2
Click his picture to find out more guys under 5'8
KFed is happy he can dunk on all these douche bags.
Pam Anderson in Malibu
Of course I wouldn't say no. It just isn't the same.
Nice red cup.
KFed is fixated on the cameltoe.
Memorial Day
Patrick Daniel Tillman was killed in Afghanistan fighting for our country.
Countless men and women serve in our armed forces. Many have died. Please take a moment out of your day to think about them. Pat Tillman may have been one of the most famous people to die for our country but I want everyone to think about the faceless individuals who have served and died.
KFed thinks about this every single day.
Bar Rafaeli
No story behind this. Just simply the hottest woman on the planet.
Thank you.
KFed passed out.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Jeremy Shockey
Found unconscious at Rehab pool at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino at 2pm.
This will be interesting.
KFed loves the pool scene at Rehab
Heineken Ad
The latest Heineken commercial features a singing cab driver. The problem is he doesn't appear to be the same person driving. Let's give this commercial superstar his due. Great ad campaign with a tiny flaw at the end.
I want a Heineken.
KFed is on his third of the day.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Criss Angel
Madam Tussauds at the Venetian in Las Vegas unveils wax Criss Angel.
There are so many dummy jokes here. I don't want to get into it. This one would be considered effortless. I am backing out. Fuck off Criss.
KFed wonders where his wax dummy is going to be located.
Kate is Great
This pink disaster is brought to you by reality TV 'star' gone wrong.
You are not a TV star. You should go away. My eyes hurt.
KFed just noticed your tits.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Gym Class Hero: Travis McCoy
You are banging Katy Perry. Her music is the worst on Earth and it makes me want to kill myself. It pollutes the airwaves because 14 year old girls play it over and over.
Her breasts are perfect. You will never see another pair like them again.
KFed seems interested in your style.
Jon and Kate: Things Not Great
Sounds great. They are moments from killing.
KFed doesn't care what that bitches hair looks like.
Celebration of Love
What do you do after your teacher bangs you at 13yrs of age?
Throw a party to capitalize on it.
A lot has happened since the incident 10 years ago like jail, marriage and children. Looks like things are moving along swimmingly for Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Faulaau. Who would want to stop these crazy kids?
KFed never had a teacher he wanted to bang. He never understood Van Halen's song.
Anne Hathaway
Average at best.
I don't see what the fuss is about. The girl that just bagged my groceries was 10 times hotter than you. My recommendation: sit out by the pool in the sun for 1 hour.
KFed is still staring at your hips.
Vern Troyer
This tiny turd is in Cannes to promote the movie he did with Heath Ledger. When does this little person stop torturing me?
Attention France:
Please keep this little fuck. You can have him.
KFed wants your bling and sunglasses.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Victoria Silvstedt
You are a Greek billionaire shipping magnate. Why are you with an old washed up Playmate and ALLEGED escort? Can't you see that you are her last hope? You may be a tiny man but you are a BILLIONAIRE. That means you are 10 feet tall in real life. WTF!
Don't be stupid.
KFed wants her number.
Sean Penn and Robin Wright
The divorce is off again. How many fucking times are we going to go through this? Make up your mind. Stop with the divorce talk and then cancel the divorce. It is ridiculous.
Sean please get the divorce and marry Natalie Portman. Then both of you move to Venezuela without the possibility of return. Thank you.
KFed wants to bang your current wife.
American Idol
You could offer me $1,000,000 cash to identify this kid.
You would be keeping the money.
KFed thinks it is Freddie Prinze Jr
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