Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner had a life that only one can dream about. He lived it.

Fast forward to 2009, Playboy is on the verge of bankruptcy. Hugh is nearing the end of his life. The twin bitches who are his 'girlfriends' suck. The Girls Next Door were the WORST. 

Time to call it a day Hef. Please retire to the grasses behind the mansion. Have a nice time with the ostriches. Just get out of the spotlight. Please. Have dignity.

KFed wants to know if he can move into the mansion before you die?