Saturday, July 11, 2009

Ryan Seacrest Rides a Black Horse



A megadeal is on the horizon for Ryan Seacrest. This bolsters my theory that the world is ending. Screw 2012, the world is ending much sooner.

Is this the best we have to offer from a talent standpoint?

I plan to live behind a waterfall and hide when this all goes down. The Apocalypse is upon us. It is a matter of time. Prepare. The end is near. May God have mercy on you.

KFed thinks he should be on American Idol.

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