I have been worried that the world will end because of the success of Ryan Seacrest. I have felt that Ryan was a sign of the impending Apocalypse. There is some hope and it comes in the form of the original sign of the Apocalypse, Oprah.
Oprah's ratings have been plunging over the years. She is currently mirroring ratings she received in 1983. This is incredible news! There may be light at the end of the tunnel. The fall of Oprah may signal the continued existence of society.
Thank you God!
KFed is afraid of Oprah.
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