Monday, July 20, 2009

Kim Zolciak Fact Check



This bitch is out of her mind.

Here are some facts according to JJ's Dirt:

  • She loves white wine.
  • She has an addiction to dating married men for the past ten years and even cheating on them.
  • She never had cancer. Her hair was simply extremely overly processed and she wore extensions which took chunks out of her hair and it hasn't been the same since. (Hence why she wears wigs.)
  • She refuses to wear REAL hair, instead she opts for synthetic hair which makes her feel like "Barbie." Even after I had the best wig designer in Atlanta come to her house and show her the best of the best.
  • Speaking of "Barbie" that was her stripper name while she danced nude and gave private lap dances for men and women at Atlanta's strip club "Cheetah" back in 2003.
  • She recently got re-engaged, with even a bigger rock, to Lee, aka "Big Poppa." (His name is on her ring finger, which she has been trying to get lasered off for some time now.)
  • She spends over $50,000 a month and makes her bills paid in time by bartering with multiple men.
  • She has absolutely no singing voice. Meaning when she would sing in the car or in the bathroom she couldn't even carry a tune, while she honestly thinks she can.
  • Her new single "Don't Be Tardy for the Party" was produced by new Housewife Kandi Burruss and the whole track is studio engineered. It was recently partly debuted on Atlanta's own V-103 morning show.
  • She has no intention in marrying her current married man, as long as her bills are paid on time.
  • She has had a tummy tuck among many other minor cosmetic procedures to enhance her fake beauty.
  • She and the other ladies of Atlanta's Season 2 banked $100k for the filming of the show. A battle that took a while to win.
  • She has a wig line she is working on that seems like a disaster waiting to happen. At least I am told it may actually consist of real hair.
  • She got her ass nearly beat down by Sheree and NeNe on this year's upcoming season. Mostly for telling ridiculous lies on the ladies.
The supposed "Big Poppa" aka Lee Najjar, isn't the right person. "Big Poppa" is a married man in Atlanta but he is nearly 6-foot tall and has brown hair with blue eyes, nothing like the other who is much shorter and of non-U.S. decent. Lee Najjar must be getting a ton of shit for being associated with this whore. "Big Poppa" turns out to be a man who isn't rich at all.

KFed thinks Kim is a wig wearing bitch.

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