Friday, July 17, 2009

Lindsay to the Rescue



Lindsay was dealing with Ryan Seacrest involving an upcoming project. Although Ryan is an indication of the impending Apocalypse, he can make you successful. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, Lindsay bombarded him with texts and calls. She is acting needy and is driving away the Golden Goose.

Ryan Seacrest may be a powerful dark force but he is no match for the black hole that is Lindsay Lohan. She will bring him down.

Maybe this is a good thing? Will Lindsay save us from the Apocalypse?

KFed is ready to hide in Montana.

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