Justin Timberlake

Finally left Jessica Biel.

Next up, Rihanna.

KFed would love sloppy seconds.

The Hills

Lauren Conrad $125,000 an episode
Heidi Pratt $100,000 an episode
Lauren Lo Bosworth $100,000 an episode
Kristin Cavallari $90,000 an episode
Spencer Pratt $65,000

Are you kidding me?

KFed is disgusted.

Hulk Hogan's Girlfriend

Jennifer McDaniel is Hulk's girlfriend. She did a stupid thing by getting Hulk's name tattooed on her arm while at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Vegas. How dumb are you?

KFed thinks you will have to get laser treatments soon.

When Crazy Met Crazy

Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez are a match made in heaven.

These two knuckleheads met at the screening of Oliver Stone's new documentary, "South of the Border." Hopefully, Courtney feels the need to relocate herself to Venezuela. It would be great if she could have Criss Angel go with her.

KFed doesn't hang out with America-hating dictators.

Benji Madden is Nuts

How in the fuck did you leave Sophie Monk?

KFed thinks he is out of his mind.

Nicholas Loved Hanging Around Famous People

from the Chicago Sun-Times

A longtime Lindsay Lohan friend is whispering about concerns for the star and her reputation, now that information has arisen linking her personally to Nick Prugo, the guy charged with robbing her Los Angeles home. ''Everyone's worried he'll talk about issues that could hurt Lindsay ... stuff about drug use or borrowing clothes and jewelry that wasn't returned,'' said the source. ''This is not good.''

Prugo reportedly was a regular on the set of Lohan's recent film ''Labor Pains'' and seen frequently in intimate conversations with the star during breaks in filming.

According to TMZ, he was charged with possession of cocaine in February and sentenced to a drug counseling program, but just last month was arrested on a DUI charge that is still pending.

This has FAMEWHORE written all over it. Celebrities should watch out who they hang around with.

KFed doesn't trust anyone.

Tawny Kitaen

Tawny was arrested Saturday on suspicion of DUI.

She was picked up at 3pm near John Wayne Airport in Newport Beach, CA.

3PM in the AFTERNOON!

KFed thinks you should not drink and drive.

Is Everyone in Hollywood a Little Person?

Mark Wahlberg is 5'7.

KFed is shocked at yet another tiny actor.

Pam Anderson

What in the world of fuck are you doing?

KFed thinks it is time to step aside for younger girls.

I Looked Three Times

That's Randy Quaid. Seems like he allegedly likes to stay at fancy hotels with no intention of paying. There is a warrant issued for him and his wife. We will see how this plays out in court.

KFed says live below your means.

Top 10 Announcer Screw Ups

Holy Taco compiled a hell of a list.

Click the picture to get the list.

KFed thinks these guys should be more professional.

John Stamos

John Stamos is the king. He has had every hot girl known to mankind.

Looks like John has run out of hot girls to bang.

KFed would take John's sloppy seconds in a second.

Mackenzie Phillips

Wow, talk about throwing someone under the bus!

Former actress Mackenzie Phillips claims she had sex with her famous father.

I hope this wasn't said to sell books.

Click on the picture for more info.

KFed is pretty freaked out.

Intervention: Masturbation

KFed loves porn.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is doing an appearance in a video from some band called 3OH! whatever.

This wouldn't be water if this was my video.

KFed thinks those melons need to be freed.

Allison is Walking on Sunshine

The computer cleaning inhaler, Allison has kicked her addiction.



This is Allison today.

KFed says don't inhale computer cleaner.

Kate Gosselin Wants a Talk Show

I can only hope this is a rumor. No way should this woman get a day time talk show.

Not a chance.

KFed thinks she is looking hotter these days.

Nick Prugo's Connection to Lindsay Lohan

Looks like this alleged thief, Nick Prugo was spotted at least 10 times hanging out with Lindsay Lohan on the set of her film 'Labor Pains' according to TMZ. Nick Prugo was arrested in February 2009 for cocaine possession and was charged last month with a DUI.

This walking party of a person is now under arrest for allegedly burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's home and Audrina Patridge's home.

Click the alleged thief to find out more.

KFed thinks celebrities should watch who they hang around with.

David Hasselhoff Deja Vu

Hayley Hasselhoff called 911 because her father, David Hasselhoff was allegedly drunk.

How many times do we have to go through this?

Click the alleged drunk to find out more info.

KFed says drink responsibly.

Amy Winehouse

She has been allegedly off drugs for a while but still manages to look fucked up.

How does she do it?

KFed thinks drugs are bad.

Nicholas Prugo Allegedly Robbed Audrina

This moron allegedly robbed Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge.

Which idiot is he going to rob next?



Audrina remains unaffected by the recent arrests.

KFed can't stop looking at her ass.

Khloe Kardashian is Engaged

Khloe finally scored a rich NBA player, Lamar Odom.

This is Khloe's attempt to be more famous than her fat sister.

KFed thinks Lamar can do way better.

Blonde Kim Kardashian

Damn. Britney Spears doing her best Kim.



KFed has no comment.

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley Split

I can't believe they lasted this long.

I wonder if they will spit at each other instead of the paparazzi?

Click the idiots to find out more info.

KFed heard Deryck is crushed.

Nicholas Prugo

Did this kid do something wrong?

Did he allegedly rob Lindsay Lohan?

Click the alleged thief to find out more.

KFed thinks you are innocent until proven guilty.

Lady CaCa

No no no no no.

I don't care if I can see her tit.

Not worth it.

KFed doesn't understand the need for the costumes.

The Only Thing Better Than Audio

Video of the President of the United States calling Kanye West a jackass.

KFed thinks Kanye is a jackass.

Linda Hogan and Charley Hill

I am pretty freaked out every time I see these two out and about.

KFed does not see Linda as a cougar at all.

Burt Reynolds Enjoys Pills

Burt enjoys them so much that he just checked himself in rehab.

KFed thinks pills are very addictive.

Charlie Sheen is a 'TRUTHER'

This guy thinks the story that the U.S. Government told about 9/11 is untrue. He wants to meet with President Obama to discuss opening another investigation and be on 'the right side of history'.

Charlie shut your pie hole. Now.

KFed thinks Charlie should stick to hookers.

Chris Brown Twitters his Feelings

I wonder who he is trying to convey this message to?

Shouldn't have beat your girl, stupid.

KFed thinks Chris should shut his mouth.

Daisy has been Abducted

A coyote has been seen running off with Jessica Simpson's dog.

KFed is hoping for a safe return.

Lindsay Lohan

Can't you see Samantha hates you? You are pathetic, please stop.



She doesn't care and she ignores you. It has been two weeks and she hasn't responded in a post. She responds to everyone else but you. How much more of this are you going to take? Time to evaluate your situation.

KFed thinks you should keep your feelings to yourself.

Jayde Nicole

Looks like Brody Jenner is doing just fine with the exception of 'RESPECT' tattooed above her vajoiche.

KFed loves this woman.

Lady CaCa at the VMA's

It is enough to kill you.

KFed just doesn't get it.

Finally

Kristin Cavallari and Katy Perry together, finally.

KFed thinks it is the only way to go.

Ed Westwick

This idiot has the 2nd and 3rd dumbest tattoos on a celebrity I have ever seen. Why the feather? Tribute to the Native American community? Come on, man.



He will be back in a tattoo removal place in no time. What a complete idiot!

KFed says think before you ink.

Patrick Swayze 1952-2009

Bodhi has left us.

KFed thinks Point Break is the one of the classics.

King of the Hill

13 years and 253 episodes.

Hank and company will live on in syndication.

KFed thinks Bobby should get some propane.

Robert Wagner

Robert Wagner, Natalie Wood and Christopher Walken got on a boat in 1981.

Only two of them returned.

Click Robert Wagner to find out the latest.

KFed has no idea who any of these people are.

A Strange Man Hands You Pictures

Click the picture to find out the person who was handed a stack of drawings, photos, postcards and poems from a real whack job.

KFed thinks people are nuts.

Lauren Conrad and a Nobody

These two morons are in discussion for a new reality show. It will follow their engagement and eventual marriage.

TWO WORDS: NICK LACHEY

KFed thinks things will be chaotic.

Tila Tequila Likes Attention

Exactly as I thought, case dropped.

San Diego County Sheriff's Department and the District Attorney's office have made the decision to not file charges against San Diego Chargers linebacker, Shawne Merriman.

Tila needs to shut up and go away.

KFed doesn't understand why she would call 911.

09/11/01

Audrina Redux

I cannot get enough of this girl.



I would bang the crap out of this.

KFed is a huge fan.

John Mayer

John Mayer is the king of poon.

He has been banging Kristin Cavallari secretly for the last 2 years. They would go to a friend's home in Mt Olympus to do the dirty,

KFed says All Hail John!

Paula Abdul Feels Stupid

Paula just got replaced by this person as a judge on American Idol.

Way to think it through.



KFed has never seen an episode.

Audrina Patridge

Say what you want about her acting skills or the perception of her on The Hills. This chick is hot.

Nothing more.

KFed enjoys cake also.