Maybe the World isn't Ending

I have been worried that the world will end because of the success of Ryan Seacrest. I have felt that Ryan was a sign of the impending Apocalypse. There is some hope and it comes in the form of the original sign of the Apocalypse, Oprah.

Oprah's ratings have been plunging over the years. She is currently mirroring ratings she received in 1983. This is incredible news! There may be light at the end of the tunnel. The fall of Oprah may signal the continued existence of society.

Thank you God!

KFed is afraid of Oprah.

Oprah Winfrey and James Frey Reconcile

Oprah thinks she is some kind of God. WRONG! Go away you fat pig.

Frey said Winfrey called him last fall to tell him "I felt I owe you an apology," and she explained that her lambasting of him sprang from her sense of feeling betrayed, according to the Vanity Fair report.

"It was a nice surprise to hear from her, and I really appreciated the call and the sentiment," he told Vanity Fair.

Angela DePaul, a spokeswoman for Winfrey confirmed that the chat show host had called to apologize.

KFed thinks Oprah is so 10 years ago.

Oprah + KFC = Nothing

You suck. You promise new KFC for everyone and you deliver nothing.

Someone should put a spork into you!

KFed will never eat KFC ever again.