Temporary Vacation

Remain calm.

I shall return from a brief hiatus.

Never Wanted to Grow Up

3 kids with 2 different dads. Why did you bother?

Great job.

KFed thinks nannies shouldn't raise your kids.

Dianna Agron

Absolutely perfect.

KFed has never seen Glee but has seen It's a Mall World.

Get Away from Her

T-shirt and jeans, perfect.

Can't you leave that douche?

KFed wants some of that action.

Damn Katy

You are killing me. I am ready for you any time.

KFed wants bikini shots.

Oh God Katie

I just love you.

KFed loves you also.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra had a kid in 2009.

KFed loves Victoria's Secret models.