Dr. Conrad Murray Translated

This is my last message till I am arrested. By the time you see this, I will be charged with manslaughter. My whole life is messed up now because I wanted to be near a famous person. The famous person that I wanted to be around died on my watch with drugs in his system that I prescribed. This isn't the way I pictured things.

In conclusion, I am fucked.

KFed likes Dr. Feelgood.

Two LaQ Sisters Two Different Stories

This plot keeps thickening.

LaQuisha Middleton and LaQuanda Price have told different stories about what happened to Dr. Conrad Murray's storage unit.

Someone is not telling the truth.

KFed thinks they are so busted.

Omer Bhatti Loves Attention

This moron, Omer Bhatti would tell people he was Michael Jackson's secret son. Apparently the Jackson family were also hip to this. Omer told one of MJ's nephews that he called himself 'Michael J' and that Michael was his father. He was spotted running around Neverland Ranch for years after that.

Someone tell Omer he is a stupid fuck who created this fantasy.

KFed will never understand famewhores.

Michael Jackson was Dead

This shouldn't be a shock to anyone but Michael Jackson was dead before the paramedics got there. He wasn't breathing to begin with. Everyone is selling him out in death. Better stories are on the way.

KFed can't stop staring at the picture.

Future Michael Jackson

This was an artists rendition of what Michael Jackson would look like in 2000 from Ebony Magazine circa 1985.

KFed is amazed.

Michael Jackson Pepsi Commercial

The filming of this Pepsi commercial in 1984 is alleged to have lead to the demise of Michael Jackson. His addiction to drugs can be traced back to this moment. A bodyguard said he took up to 40 Xanax a day. Damn, that is some addiction.

If my hair caught on fire, I would probably take a lot of painkillers. It would not cause me to sleep in bed with children.

KFed thinks people should be responsible when taking prescription drugs.

Let the Michael Jackson Stories Begin

I read the court documents regarding the child molestation allegations from 1993. They were disturbing to say the least. New reports are surfacing that give me the same feeling of complete disgust.

Michael Jackson apparently lead a secret gay life. One of his favorite things to do was to dress as a woman, meet up in seedy motels in Vegas and bang guys. His line to pick up different gay men, "The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop."

This should be considered America's favorite pastime.

KFed will never look at a lollipop the same way again.

Highway to Heaven

Who is next?

KFed is eating healthy food as much as possible.

Los Angeles Lakers or Michael Jackson

Line of Range Rovers and Rolls-Royce Phantoms ready to enter Staples Center. The only reason this is the Michael Jackson funeral procession is because the cars aren't sitting on DUB 24s.

KFed rocks a Phantom on 22s.

Michael Jackson

Pandemonium has surrounded this guy's death. Nobody knows where the body will end up. Even in death, chaos ensues. I am getting the feeling that 'rest in peace' will take a long time.

KFed has one glove on right now but is demanding $4 million to cover the funeral.

Jesse Jackson

Rev. Jesse Jackson is an opportunist. 

Jesse Jackson is an admitted adulterer (illegitimate child) who shakes down corporations under the guise of diversity. Hey Jesse, leave LA and go back to New York. You referred to people of the Jewish faith as "Hymies" and New York City as "Hymietown". You racist cocksucker. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Stop attaching yourself to the death of Michael Jackson. 

Nobody wants you here. Leave. Racist pig.

CLICK THE RACIST FOR INFO.

KFed doesn't know who Jesse Jackson is.

Michael Jackson

There is no way he provided 'Jesus Juice' to minors. I don't get all the hullabaloo about this guy. He looks normal to me. He was never convicted of child molestation. He simply paid off $15 million dollars to some family to go away. That's just what I would do, hand someone $15 million dollars for no reason. Just to get them to go away.

Click the freak to find out more info.

KFed likes the album 'Off the Wall.'

Michael Jackson

1 Jackson 1 Richie 2 Hiltons

That is one fucking party right there.

KFed knows that one of the Hilton's enjoys the devils dandruff on expensive yachts.

Michael Jackson

Entertainment Tonight got his last picture.

I have trouble feeling bad for someone who has been accused and settled out of court for child molestation. I would never let my kids spend time with this man. 

KFed says beat it accused child molester.

Michael Jackson

Different media agencies are reporting 'how normal' you are starting to look.

They have lost their fucking minds. 

KFed is hiding under the bed. He doesn't what Michael Jackson is.