UFC Fight: Rowe vs Bono

Debbie Rowe vs Chastity 'Chaz' Bono

This would be an incredible fight.

KFed thinks Debbie has an edge because of all the media scrutiny.

Bono is Mr. Perfect

If you have ever been to a U2 show you know that Bono will take 20 minutes and lecture you on the importance of whatever issue he is concerned about. Tickets are nearing $100 each for crappy seats. The last thing I want to hear is a lecture from Mr. Perfect.

I am spending $100 a ticket to hear Joshua Tree and not about solving world debt. The audacity of Mr. Perfect astounds me. How about you shut-up and sing? I no longer care about your thoughts on nuclear proliferation or whales.

Mr. Perfect is married. These photos (taken October 2008) do not include his wife. Looks like he took a trip with another old weird guy to St Tropez. These 19 year old girls posted and bragged about meeting up with them on their Facebook pages. As U2 tours around the world this year please remember the hypocrisy of Mr. Perfect.

KFed feels that Unforgettable Fire was the best U2 album.

Chaz is BACK!

With the NFL season just around the corner, Chaz is on my mind. Kurt Warner is no spring chicken. He needs time to drop back and read Fitzgerald's route. I hope the transformation goes smoothly. Let's make this happen.

The Arizona Cardinals need Chaz!

KFed loves Pat Tillman.

Chaz

I like the direction that Chaz is moving towards.

Please contact the Arizona Cardinals. They need OL.

KFed thinks Chaz will provide great pass protection for Kurt Warner.

Chastity Bono aka Chaz

The Arizona Cardinals need some OL slots to be filled.

Interested?

KFed loves Larry Fitzgerald.

Chastity Bono & Jennifer Elia

If Jennifer was smart, she would stay behind Chaz.

I would worry that Chaz would mistake me for a hamburger and eat me. It wouldn't be shocking to find out that Chaz hasn't missed a meal in years.

KFed is surprised that Chaz is drinking water.

Jennifer

This is girlfriend of Chastity Bono aka Chaz.

This person will get to have sex with the vaginally-created penis.

KFed can't believe Ed Hardy got to this bitch already.

Chastity Bono

Chastity wants to change gender to become a man, Chaz.

Too easy. Best of luck to you as future Chaz.

KFed thinks Chastity doesn't need to change much.