Star Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears is engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick. His next step should be to knock her up. It is like a payday. Best of luck, Jason!
I can't believe I am going to say this but I am going to rub one out to this 2007 picture of Britney. I would do such damage to this dirty whore. This may be just a dream.
I walk through life in an ignorant bliss. People say a picture is worth a thousand words, I like to do it in twenty or less.
I travel with my trusted sidekick, KFed.