When Crazy Met Crazy

Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez are a match made in heaven.

These two knuckleheads met at the screening of Oliver Stone's new documentary, "South of the Border." Hopefully, Courtney feels the need to relocate herself to Venezuela. It would be great if she could have Criss Angel go with her.

KFed doesn't hang out with America-hating dictators.

Benji Madden is Nuts

How in the fuck did you leave Sophie Monk?

KFed thinks he is out of his mind.

Nicholas Loved Hanging Around Famous People

from the Chicago Sun-Times

A longtime Lindsay Lohan friend is whispering about concerns for the star and her reputation, now that information has arisen linking her personally to Nick Prugo, the guy charged with robbing her Los Angeles home. ''Everyone's worried he'll talk about issues that could hurt Lindsay ... stuff about drug use or borrowing clothes and jewelry that wasn't returned,'' said the source. ''This is not good.''

Prugo reportedly was a regular on the set of Lohan's recent film ''Labor Pains'' and seen frequently in intimate conversations with the star during breaks in filming.

According to TMZ, he was charged with possession of cocaine in February and sentenced to a drug counseling program, but just last month was arrested on a DUI charge that is still pending.

This has FAMEWHORE written all over it. Celebrities should watch out who they hang around with.

KFed doesn't trust anyone.

Tawny Kitaen

Tawny was arrested Saturday on suspicion of DUI.

She was picked up at 3pm near John Wayne Airport in Newport Beach, CA.

3PM in the AFTERNOON!

KFed thinks you should not drink and drive.

Is Everyone in Hollywood a Little Person?

Mark Wahlberg is 5'7.

KFed is shocked at yet another tiny actor.

Pam Anderson

What in the world of fuck are you doing?

KFed thinks it is time to step aside for younger girls.

I Looked Three Times

That's Randy Quaid. Seems like he allegedly likes to stay at fancy hotels with no intention of paying. There is a warrant issued for him and his wife. We will see how this plays out in court.

KFed says live below your means.