90210 never looked better.
KFed is ready for Vegas.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Kim Kardashian
Looking very rough without makeup. I am not a fan at all.
Bad from every angle.
KFed doesn't understand the fascination with Kim.
Stacie 'the Bartender' Hall from The Hills
How in the hell did this bitch become a celebrity?
She is the bartender from The Dime (a former LA hotspot) who is prompted to say and do things on The Hills. Standing next to Kristin Cavallari isn't helping.
KFed thinks he needs a beer.
Soleil Moon Frye
She hit 1,000,000 followers on her Twitter. To celebrate she brings back Punk Brewster and 'punky power'. This girl has the greatest knockers known to man. Too bad she didn't celebrate by taking her top off.
KFed is amazed 1,000,000 people think she is interesting.
Chris Brown
Doesn't remember beating Rihanna.
I have an iceberg for sale if you believe this dope.
KFed thinks you should never touch a woman.
Dr. Drew Blames Pain Medication on the Death of DJ AM
Dr. Drew thinks the pain medications prescribed for DJ AM after the plane crash may have caused a relapse.
No way was it the crack addiction from back-in-the-day.
KFed thinks you shouldn't raise a crack pipe to your lips for ANY reason.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Jon Gosselin
Jon never ceases to amaze me. He was paid for a beach party held at Tao Beach at the Venetian Hotel in Vegas. Who is paying this guy money? Why would this be a draw? If the money stops, so does Jon.
KFed thinks he would be a much better host.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Hilary Duff
Look at the size of those things. They are yearning to breath free. I hope she finds time to spend in the sun.
KFed can't believe Hilary is all grownzed up.
Friday, August 28, 2009
DJ AM
Dead at 26 of an apparent overdose. NYPD say prescription bottles and a crack pipe were found at the scene.
KFed says don't do drugs.
Nick Hogan Coasts Through Life
This kid makes me sick.
Another day in LA, dining at Toast. While John Graziano lays in a hospital bed, Nick continues on. I don't understand life.
Do yourself a favor and DO NOT search for "John Graziano rehab video".
It will make you hate Nick Hogan more than anything you can imagine. Don't get mad at me when you ignore my warning.
I know who you are.
KFed is completely disgusted.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Chris Brown Amazes Me
Chris Brown's probation requires him to "abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale."
This CONVICTED woman-beater was at Guys & Dolls, a lounge with bottle service. Chris was drinking water during his time at the lounge but his table ordered 10 bottles of Dom Perignon.
How in the world of fuck is this not in violation?
Looks like Chris is having a great time after skating on any jail time.
KFed hates any man that would hit a woman.
Revenge
Follow this bouncing ball...
Shania Twain was cheated on by her husband, Robert "Mutt" Lange.
Mutt was banging around with a woman named Marie-Anne.
Marie-Anne was a longtime friend of Shania.
Marie-Anne was married to a dude named Frederic Thiebaud.
Where does the revenge come into play?
Shania is now marrying the husband or Marie-Anne, Frederic Thiebaud.
KFed thinks they just wife-swapped.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Heidi in Overdrive
Heidi hamming it up for the MTV The Hills Aftershow.
KFed looks the other way now.
Gerard Butler
You can't be the guy from 300 and have a little dog. This completely ruins the image. Dog selection is key if you are in Hollywood. Gerard fails badly.
KFed thinks he can take Gerard in a fight.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Chris Brown
Five years' probation and 180 days of community labor to be personally supervised by the chief of police in Brown's hometown of Richmond, VA.
That's it?
You have got to be kidding me.
Turns out the little turd did this more than once.
Click Rihanna's picture for the full story.
KFed is disgusted.
Heidi Montag Lip-synching?
Allegations of lip-synching are plaguing Heidi Montag.
Come on now, Heidi is talented and can sing. She would never fake anything. Her husband Spencer says it was real. It must be another one of those fake stories about a celebrity. Those two would never lie about anything. They are God's children.
Really.
KFed wants Heidi to get naked and have a can of shut the fuck up.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Mena Suvari
Tattoo placement is critical. This would be considered a failure.
KFed recommends Dr. Tatoff.
Kari Ann Peniche is an Alleged Madam
These two idiots made a 'non-sex tape' with an alleged MADAM.
Click the two morons to find out why.
KFed thought Heidi Fleiss was the best madam.
Heidi Montag
There is a time and a place for everything. This is not one of those times. Too much, all the time and non-stop attention-seeking.
KFed thinks Heidi needs to take it down a notch.
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
BJ Novak before Inglourious Basterds
His credits include Knocked Up, The Office and Inglorious Basterds but this is BJ in an episode of Punk'd.
KFed loves Mya.
Nicky Hilton
Often overlooked because of her attention-seeking sister, Nicky Hilton is normal. She is hot and has her act together. I want to see what is under the hood. Good times.
KFed would do either of the Hilton sisters and the mother too.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Jayde Nicole and Playboy
I was thinking about the reason behind Jayde doing Playboy...
Maybe she wanted to show off the goods.
Maybe she wanted attention.
Maybe this would be the time in her life to flaunt that shit.
Maybe she is hot as hell.
Maybe it is all of the aforementioned.
Maybe it was her MOM!
Click that Playboy cover to find out why.
KFed is blown away.
Lindsay Lohan is Great
What in the world of fuck is happening? The downward spiral continues. I can't figure her out. Sometimes she looks completely bangable in a psycho daddy-issue kind of way. Then there are days like this.
Total confusion.
Lindsay has a limited time left on the planet if she keeps this up.
KFed finds her strangely attractive.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Who?
Who in the hell is this? Someone is looking a bit rough. No cute thing happening later in life for this one.
Click the bitch to find out.
KFed thinks that Bob Saget is one of the best comedians on the planet.
Katie Price is a Mom
I am fixated on Katie and I don't know why she is famous. Lost in my fascination with her tits is the fact that she is a mother.
Looks like Katie has a new dude in her life.
KFed loves amusement parks.
Lady GaGa
Bad at every single angle. I can't believe this bitch makes millions. It makes me sick. I don't understand the fascination. I wake up and expect her fame to be gone. Instead, I wake up to Lady GaGa getting more famous and making more money.
KFed wouldn't mind plowing the backfield.
Suzanne Somers is 62
Amazing.
I would knock the bottom out of that woman.
KFed never saw Three's Company.
LeeAnn Rimes
LeeAnn Rimes looks ridiculous. She cheated on her husband with her co-star. This bitch is rough.
KFed never heard of this woman.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Dr. Conrad Murray Translated
This is my last message till I am arrested. By the time you see this, I will be charged with manslaughter. My whole life is messed up now because I wanted to be near a famous person. The famous person that I wanted to be around died on my watch with drugs in his system that I prescribed. This isn't the way I pictured things.
In conclusion, I am fucked.
KFed likes Dr. Feelgood.
Kanye Can Keep Amber
Amber Rose and Kanye West are frolicking all over Miami at this time. I didn't get the memo on Amber Rose. Am I supposed to be falling all over myself for this chick? I wouldn't look twice.
KFed thinks Amber doesn't suck.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Trace Cyrus
Trace Cyrus trips me out.
It is like looking at a car accident.
KFed wants this nightmare to end.
3rd Time is a Charm
This is the 3rd time Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce. Can't fault her for wanting to keep the family together. That is one determined woman.
I am sure this one is final.
KFed thinks divorce is messy.
Rebecca Gayheart Since 2001
Rebecca made a stupid tape and not a sex tape.
Click the bitch for the full uncensored video.
Rebecca Gayheart killed a 9 year old boy (3rd grader on his way to school) in a crosswalk in 2001.
Rebecca Gayheart is pictured with a crackpipe.
A dark cloud follows this woman. If you see her, run.
KFed understands fear.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Point Break
Point Break is an incredible movie. A solid performance from Gary Busey makes this worth watching every time it is on.
KFed likes Keanu in this one.
Jesus Luz
You can bet the ranch that this dude is going through the motions just to be with Madonna. This will get so old and he will end up hating this crap. You know he doesn't want to do any of this. He is faking it all the way.
Just ask Brad Pitt how this works out.
KFed thinks Madonna is not worth the effort anymore.
Britney Spears
I guess she is working on it. Looks like two kids and a whole lotta crazy has taken it's toll. The road to recovery is long and slow.
KFed has no comment.
McSteamy is McStupid
How many times do you have to be told? Don't make a sex tape or do drugs on camera. One day you might be famous or you may already be famous. Real smart, way to think it through.
Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart did not get the memo.
In case you forgot, Rebecca Gayheart killed a 9 year old boy in 2001 in a crosswalk while she was talking on her cell phone. She basically got lucky with life after the accident and it looks like she doesn't have a care in the world.
KFed recommends keeping the camera out of the bedroom.
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